Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
Randomize
