no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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