escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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