So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
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