butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
i think i just naturally attract stoners
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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