you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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