Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
HAMMERED.. I made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich with toilet paper instead of bread...
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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