It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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