I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He does impressions. Handy knowing you can get fucked by one guy and pretend a group of celebrities is running a train on you.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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