careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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