Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Would it be in bad taste to ask Marky Mark to sign the vibrator I named after him?
He makes me wish my vagina was bigger... This must be what love feels like.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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