i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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