drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
Found your dick twin last night
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
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