I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
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