Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
Finding out you're not a mother on Mother's Day >>>
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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