She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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