mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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