going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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