your thong is hanging out like whoa
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
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