What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
sex on a bike is impossible
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