what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
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