im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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