I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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