dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
i really appreciated the lovely drunk rendition of whitney houstan's "i wanna dance with somebody" you left on my voicemail.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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