There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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