Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I kept calling his name while we were having sex cuz i was so proud that i remembered it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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