i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Help me help you realize you are a moron
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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