covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Just had a flashback to Friday. Definitely had my hands in someone's bra. Definitely wasn't mine.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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