what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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