Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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