Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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