Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
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