Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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