i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
