my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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