we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
