Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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