have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
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