I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
i may or may not be watching the land before time
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
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