Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
