Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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