Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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