Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
When you get home there will be live fish in the bathtub. I did not put live fish in the bathtub.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
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