Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
it glows. i had to have it.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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