dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
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