Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He tried to fight me not realizing that I work as a bouncer in the the same bar we were in. His night ended with him in handcuffs, missing teeth, PLUS I got his shots that he ordered since he didn't get to drink them.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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