She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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