How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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