His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
