can "i'm close!" be our safe word(s)?
oh geez, wrong person.
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
Randomize
