at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I think my moral compass just broke
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