I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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