A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Please don't call my dad a fuckpuppet, I feel like that would be awkward to explain later.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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